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Non existent

Your dad
Your non existent was buying milk and never came home
Non existent by VendorYT February 9, 2022
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Non existent

Non existent or for you, the person reading this your dad but anyway non existent means something that doesn’t exist examples: dad,father,etc
Joe:my car is non existent

Candice:mine too
Non existent by I ate your parents August 21, 2021

Non-existent

Bro yesterday I was joking with Joe about non-existent pp's. It was hilarious.

non-existent wang 

A non-existent wang is a illlusory dick usually found (well not really found because it is nonexistent) on lax brahs and farmers. instead of a juicy dick that should reside inbetween the tanned thighs of these whoreish creatures, it is a dick deprived crotch that longs for a wang, yet will never have one.

Crack addicts are usually attracted to these as well.
He must have a non-existent wang.

Non-existent weiner 

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.
Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.
Non-existent weiner by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

Jake's non existent pp 

Jake has no pp, I'm sorry to say.
Jake wants to have a pp but he can't because he's a pp builder and not a pp owner
Rip Jake's non existent pp

suck my non-existent dick 

suck the dick that i, personally don't have
mom: go do chores and then make your bed!
you: suck my non-existent dick.
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