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A complete asshole, disrespectful to women. If anyone ever has a crush him he will never appreciate it. Is a bro kind of guy. Parents are split apart. And of course noltons a fucking ginger. The girl who crushes on him is made fun of by him because all he thinks about is himself getting laughs by his friends, then the girls feeling.
Theres that tall ginger asshole Nolton

I hope Noltons red hair burns off
nolton by Cherryblossombitch December 20, 2023

nolongerxiaophobic 

nolongerxiaophobic is the best mutual i could ever ask for<33 they're so nice and kind
“are you mutuals with nolongerxiaophobic?”

“oh him? hell yeah i am! it’s the best!”
nolongerxiaophobic by _zxldxck April 28, 2021

nolongening 

nolongening is a slang word that originates from south east london

a new word for annoying
a better word for annoying
shortened version of nolongening is nonong for those individuals who find nolongening hard to pronounce
calling someone nolongening is a deep insult

you're a very nolongening person
nolongening by iheartsamhubbard September 28, 2011

norton antivirus 

I just norton antivirused my pants
norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

trigger my norton 

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.
Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.
trigger my norton by flat-jc September 15, 2009

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.
“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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