Nottonighter

Nottonighter(s):
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC

Henney knew he had been served by a “Nottonighter" when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.

Nottonighter by NotTonight February 2, 2026

Nottonighter

Nottonighter(s):
A person or group of people that serve as vigilantes and take action whether it be preventative, at the moment or post event to protect other people, animals, property and plant life from injury, damage or defalcation.
They often use humorous solutions to petty situations: A person has improperly parked causing inconvenience for others - solution during winter months urinate in front car grill causing stench inside when heat is turned on. For people leaving piles of cigarette butts everywhere - turkey baste oil in the cars muffle so it turns into a smoking Batmobile when driven. For the person at work always stealing food from the fridge - make special laxative laced cake or cookies and write “Do Not Touch” on it to bait them. For Amazon package thieves - leave one of your old Amazon boxes (one labeled fragile or has lithium battery logos) full of human or animal shit on your porch in plain sight. Coined by JCC

Henney knew he had been served by a Nottonighter when he opened up the electronics labeled Amazon box he boosted earlier to find human shit riddled with corn and peanuts.
After drinking heavily, Tom and Tabby decided to be Nottonighters and duct taped large cardboard tail fins on the old Cadillac, dressed like superheroes and went out looking for illegally parked cars to mayonnaise the inside grip of the doorhandles.

Nottonighter by NotTonight February 2, 2026