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I Sent My Chief Negotiator
A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).
Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"
Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."
Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."
Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."
I Sent My Chief Negotiator by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012
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Shrewd negotiator
The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.
“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator
Shrewd negotiator by what122 May 16, 2019
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Hostage Negotiation
Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.
Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.
Hostage Negotiation by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007
Secret Diplomatic Negotiations
"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:
“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”
The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"
"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."
"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."
Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009
Negotiating with terrorists
The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.
#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
Negotiating with terrorists by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009
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Pee Calculus
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