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Nogel Thongs 

Nogel Thongs is the counter part to the Thomas Douglas. He is easily distinguishable as he is rather short standing at 164 cm and wears thick, black framed glasses. He is known on the social platform Discord as "Monorocks" and is quite active, often engaging in crude conversations and humour that Nobody except for a Thomas Douglas else thinks is funny. Nogel Thongs inhabits various places, some of which are the Camberwell Grammar School Toilets and his toilet at home. He usually engages in anime profile pictures in order to attract girls and consume them. This way, they get mind controlled to have a 2 month relationship with him. However, after the 2 month period is over, the spell breaks and so does his relationship. He has currently mind controlled over 69 victims such as: Alissa, Caecilius, Jesh Mezzley and Tron Stanlius.
That Nogel Thongs is possessing a Thomas Douglas!!! Please, stop him!
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A term big hacking organizations like Anonymous, etc. Use to show pride on internet
Anonymous "Nogel Nogel Nogel"
nogel by Hacking May 30, 2016

Charlie Negelein

Charlie Negelein: Somebody who is a white overweight commie pinko fag transgender white savior wannabe LGBTQ+ activist who types in all caps all the time, constantly makes the most unfunniest driest jokes ever, scolds someone if that person likes a food that a charlie dislikes, makes fun of you for any normal thing ever (ex. double tapping to like a TikTok) the pickiest eater known to man, would rather eat cold spaghetti-o's straight out of the can instead of a well seasoned juicy medium rare gourmet steak, shits on Christianity since the bible states that homosexuality is a sin (even though every other religions aid that too) and because many white people are christian, probably wishes they were born in California and has every physical and mental problem in the world and beyond and gets offended at everything that oneself shouldn't get offended at and treats minorities and disabled people like wet tissue paper and praises minorities and women for the slightest things ever and only likes something because it's a minority or a woman.
ex: rodrick: dude, you should totally listen to this song called Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg.

Katelyn: UMMM I DONT THINK ITS YOUR PLACE TO BE LISTENING TO THAT SONG. THAT SONG WAS MADE BY A POC PERSON AND CONTAINS THE N-WORD AND USES AAVE. YOU'RE TAKING AWAY BLACK CULTURE FROM POC AND RECLAIMING IT AS YOUR OWN FROM LISTENING TO THAT SONG. SNOOP DOGG IS A BLACK ARTISTS WHOS SONGS ARE EXCLUSIVELY ABOUT WHAT OTHER POC DO AND POC PROBLEMS.

rodrick: dude shut up, you're being such a charlie negelein right now
Niegel is better than StarRival1 and is very handsome
Niegel is awesome.
Niegel by asdwasdwa October 7, 2019

Noedelkip 

A Noedelkip is a noodle chicken.
"Yum. Noedelkip is tasty."
Noedelkip by DDOM April 30, 2020

Negelect 

To vote against a candidate.
I'm going to vote to negelect the Republican Presidential candidate.
Negelect by paulpaxman August 12, 2012
Word of the Day on November 5, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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