3 definitions by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer
The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).
Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!
by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 18, 2022
A bus nerd, typically known as a chad, is a sub-species of a sigma male. They have an avid interest in buses and are known to dislike simps such as JM Simp.
by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 23, 2022
Nogel Thongs is the counter part to the Thomas Douglas. He is easily distinguishable as he is rather short standing at 164 cm and wears thick, black framed glasses. He is known on the social platform Discord as "Monorocks" and is quite active, often engaging in crude conversations and humour that Nobody except for a Thomas Douglas else thinks is funny. Nogel Thongs inhabits various places, some of which are the Camberwell Grammar School Toilets and his toilet at home. He usually engages in anime profile pictures in order to attract girls and consume them. This way, they get mind controlled to have a 2 month relationship with him. However, after the 2 month period is over, the spell breaks and so does his relationship. He has currently mind controlled over 69 victims such as: Alissa, Caecilius, Jesh Mezzley and Tron Stanlius.
by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer July 27, 2022