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While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

nocturnal emission by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

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Nocturnal Emission

The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

Nocturnal Emission by La Nerdette October 30, 2010

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Nocturnal Emission

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

Nocturnal Emission by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

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napturnal emission

when you have a wet dream in the middle of the day while napping.

I woke up this afternoon after a short nap and realized that I had to change my pants due to a napturnal emission.

napturnal emission by NakJPaulG May 20, 2009

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nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

nocturdal emission by Zonal K September 10, 2018

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nocturnal emmission

A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.

I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

nocturnal emmission by eda-skip July 24, 2022

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nocturanal emission

Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.

Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

nocturanal emission by Virgil G October 31, 2007

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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