17 definitions by AreSeeCola

Squiggles

1. Bacon

2. Intoxication, inebriation, under the influence

3. Unstraight

Dude: You look about as straight as a pig's tail, you been drinking?
Dude 2: We should call you Squiggles since you're not on the straight and narrow.
Dude 3: Makes perfect sense. Oink oink.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

breach of trust

1. When you don't hold to an oath or promise made and no longer have right to it

2. A social disgrace

3. When you put an in the know on a need to know

4. When you dont keep secrets that aren't yours to share

Girl: I can't believe you told them private things and didnt tell me! That was a total breach of trust. You took an oath to be a secret keeper! Not to keep secrets! As a matter of fact, you are no longer beneficial or trustworthy as far as I'm concerned.

Other girl: It was a mistake and wrong for me to do that to you.

Girl: Yeah, you fucked up big time.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Splinter

When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Shizztahmuhliskidd

An expression that originated in 2001 that means your serotonin levels are elevated to the point of happy that you don't want to talk but what you said makes perfect sense to everyone on your same wavelength.

1: This club is hopping! You feelin good?
2: Shizztahmuhliskidd.
3. Dude! Me too! You are so fucked up.

by AreSeeCola June 19, 2022

SEC

An abbreviated expression for second to stall for time or ask for a moment of someone's time.

"Hold on a sec"

"Give me a sec"

"One sec"

"Wait a sec"

"This'll just take a sec"

"Hey you gotta sec?"

"Not right this sec"

"Can I talk to you for a sec?"

by AreSeeCola June 22, 2013

opposites attract

Like a magnet, polar opposites attract.

Differences and opposites pull, attract and draw together while samenesses and similarities push away or repel from each other

So opposite people fit together and identical people don't mesh together, according to the expression.

Guy: You two are nothing alike. I don't know what you see in him.
Girl: Opposites attract.
Guy: If that were true then rich dudes would like gold diggers
Girl: Who said they didn't? Other girls?

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

Bird's Nest

When you toss and turn in your sleep and it gives you knots in the back of your head that fluff out

Person 1: Dude you must have slept like a rock. You should probably brush your hair you have a serious bird's nest going on in the back.
Person 2: Thanks man

by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015