Noobtart 

When someone breaks into your house and cums in your pants

Noobtart 1 {Whispers to Noobtart 2}
Noobtart 1: Wow yesterday was so lame
Noobtart 2: What happened, your mom catch you jacking off?
Noobtart 1: NO NOT THAT AGAIN But something worse
Noobtart 2: What?
Noobtart 1: A burgeler came into my house just to stick his penis in my pants and cum in them
Noobtart 2: nice

Noobtart by Huevos Fritos September 9, 2010

noobtard 

Noobtards are the lowest on the food chain of internet gaming. 1) Usually associated with spawning, bots and other methods of griefing. 2) being a newb and thus totally sucking.

1. Man would you look at that noobtard over there, he's been in the same place all round.

2. Wow, that noobtard totally sucks.

noobtard by Skudd April 29, 2004

noobtard 

noob + retard = noobtard

<frank0> how do i register my nick ?
<Gwar> type /msg nickserv help
<frank0> whats nickserv ?
* frank0 was kicked by Gwar (whatta noobtard)

noobtard by D.a.r.k.S.t.a.r May 3, 2008

noobtastic

When something is highly used by a gamer of lesser skill, because it makes them seem better. Normally a rocket launcher or large machine gun will be praised by these said players, which are called noobs,

and so, noobtastic.

The chainsaw action in Gears of War is noobtastic.
The auto-shotgun in Counterstrike is noobtastic.
The rocket launcher in Halo 2 is noobtastic.

noobtastic by Nick Fisher August 3, 2007

noobtastic

when someone does something that only a noob would do.

"Man, the way he ran into the open when i had a sniper, that was noobtastic!"

noobtastic by harry-san January 16, 2008

noobtard 

One who is new at a video game and bwlieves themselves to be "1337 H4X0125" anyway. They are characterised by the distinct ability to get themselves killed every half second. This person may be slightly retarded.

Examples of n00btard behaviour taken from actual games: "1 4m 50 1337!", "Z0m6 H4x!", "W47cH M3 D13!", "M4 50 H012ny.", "1 4m 500000 H07! 61v3 m3 g01d5!", You are a noobtard.

noobtard by general_bleh May 17, 2006

noobtastic

An action that involves being a noob. Often results in a bad outcome. People will most likely be in shock because the action was so noob.

"I can't believe it! Kyle did the most noobtastic thing today. yeah, he is dead now."

noobtastic by the dude! man... August 25, 2008