Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.

"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"

by mvp123 March 11, 2010

nobstickle course

The process you go through when trying to get a girl who dusnt want sex to sleep with you.

"awww mate, you tapped that bird yet?"
"nah mate, im on the nobstickle course"

by Mungrl January 22, 2008

Obstacle Course-it

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.

person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

by RustyPixie8808 May 21, 2008

Knobstacle course

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.

This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!

by Your momma897 December 9, 2008

Fobstacle Course

Sending a person who's recently moved from a foreign country on a mission that's clearly going to get them effed in the A.

I just sent Jhagtar on a fobstacle course ... told him he can access google by peeing on that ATM.

by ncolberg August 6, 2009

Obstacle Course

when a shitload of dumbass people are blocking your way, like in the hall...

"The populars are out in full swing, it looks like and obstacle course"

by bigolbeefcurtain April 21, 2005

Obstacle Course

This one requires hreat sexual energy, and is performed by a man.

#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.

Wow man, if you can do the obstacle course and live to tell about it, your a lucky man.

by Andy K April 5, 2004