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an acronym standing for "No One Gives a Fuck". It comes from the common no life facebook post, in which any good samaritan should kindly relay the message that no one cares.

The comment is geared towards but not limited to; vague posts on how the night was, what they ate, some dumb philosophy on relationships, and the hot new person they are into. If a post looks like a plead for attention just post NOGAF
Girl on FB:Depressing night :(
Good Samaritan:NOGAF

Girl on FB: god this always happens to me:(
Good Samaritan: NO GAF
NOGAF by Bill Ruthersbe IV August 20, 2012
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Acronym for "No One Gives A Fuck."
Dave: Hey man! I just got that new Britney CD!
Everyone: NOGAF.
NOGAF by Main Event April 3, 2005
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NOGAF • nogaff • nogafied • noga fever • nogas • nogame • NGAF • Nogales • Nogan • NeoGAF
No one Gives a Fuck. A situation or moment when you just don't give a flying fuck about something.

A handy abbreviation used to display your utter and complete disinterest in a situation or person.

An instance of utter pointlessness where giving even a portion of a rats arse is unneeded.
SHE: "i think my water just broke !"
ME: ohh....NoGAF

HIM : "heyyy so whats the scene yo who'all are coming out clubbing tonight ?"
ME: umm may, sara, aaron and their NoGAF spouses
NoGAF by TUSHIE October 11, 2012

nonaffluent 

the most powerful attack known to man. if there is ever a situation where you need to destroy a thot, hit em with the quick N O N A F F L U E N T and she will surely perish.
Witch lady - "I love you, I just want you to be happy"
Fearsome warrior - "aww, she just wants me to be happy... aww, okay... so she is a nice lady after al- NONAFFLUENT"
*witch lady dies on the spot*

NOTAFLOF 

NOTAFLOF is an acronym that means No One Turned Away For Lack Of Funds. It means that an event or service is sliding scale or "pay what you can" and that no one will be rejected if they can't pay.
Sam, "I wanna go to the show this week but I'm totally broke." Dean, "Nah, it's cool, it's NOTAFLOF at the door."
NOTAFLOF by zuchinno September 7, 2016

nogasake 

An alcoholic beverage made with one part eggnog, three parts sake. Some places won't make it for you though, because eggnog is seasonal.
I think we'll start with a round of nogasakes!
nogasake by tommyip December 9, 2010
No-one gives a fuck.
n1gaf
n1gaf by Zzoof May 18, 2011
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