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No. Just no. 

Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.

The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.
Random dude 55: OMG, rock band 31I$4A is sooo coool!!!
Me: No. Just no.
No. Just no. by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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NO. JUST No. 

Like fam, dis complicated. No means no right? BUT... well dere is no but. No is no.
Bob: Hey wanna look at my man boobs
JAke: NO. JUST No.
NO. JUST No. by LikeDAtAssSHit October 1, 2019
1. an expression of mild shock or disgust.

2. said in a less assertive manner it can be used when you can't be bothered to say anything else.
1. person a, "I think I might be tempted to put marmite on this pizza, and then rub it on my face."

person b, "Just no."

2. person a, "Do you think that global warming is having a cumulitave effect on the way we are living today, or that media hype is exadurating the situation?"

person b, "Just no."
Just no by mayhem666 March 16, 2008
A statement completely dissaproving of everything said bluntly pointing out the wrong point of the proposal.
Person1: "If i fucked a coconut would my dick smell nice?"
Person2: "No."
Person1: "A banana?"
Person2: *takes away coconut and banana* "Just no."
Just no by Devawr March 20, 2011

№ Just № 

A cool and fancy way of saying "No Just No".
Person 1: Hey, I know you have a fear of Rollercoasters, but I really really think you should go on this one with me!
Person 2: № Just №
№ Just № by Retard_Ryan January 4, 2023
When you just realise someone has begged it so hard and you just need to tell them to fuck off
Just no
Just no by Yesboys45 October 28, 2020

Just Say NO

What is fed into kids minds at school in the early intermediate grades. It really doesn't work much in the fight against drugs, etc
Just Say No. That's a laugh.
Just Say NO by larstait October 27, 2003
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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