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No milk in the fridge
No milk in the fridge by ToughTimes June 9, 2012
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No Milk March
The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day
Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March
Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.
No Milk March by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020
No milk and no surprises
A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.
No milk and no surprises by Incel69 June 19, 2022
No milk today
No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".
I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy
No milk today by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023
bruh no milk
bruh no milk by poopdyscoop November 16, 2018
ur dad gone no milk
jame: hi dad
dad: hi son
jame: where are you going dad
dad: getting milk
jame: wait dad n-
carl: ur dad gone no milk
dad: hi son
jame: where are you going dad
dad: getting milk
jame: wait dad n-
carl: ur dad gone no milk
ur dad gone no milk by furry killer 69420 October 20, 2022
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