No way, Jose!

Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.

Get merch

Get the No way, Jose! mug.

See more merch

No way Jose

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!

Get merch

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.

when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"

Get merch

You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.

No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!

No-way-Jose by Meh99 April 27, 2016

Get merch

This is a way of saying there's no way in hell.

"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"

Get merch

- Im like totally going home
- No way jose

Get merch

When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass

no way jose just did that

Get merch