No way, Jose!

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Old timer's vernacular, used to express disbelief or disagreement. You can also use it to say "no" to someone named Jose.

Nancy: Fred, I'm pregnant.
Fred: No way, Jose!

Jose: Dude, can I borrow ten bucks?
Mike: No way, Jose.

No way, Jose! by sammabanana August 23, 2007

Words you can keep

No way Jose

No chance in hell

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!

No way Jose by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014

no way Jose

one of Michelle Tanner famous catch phrases from Full House. If only the Olsen's were on Fuller house spinoff.

when Joey shows Michelle the dancing flower, she replies "No way Jose"

no way Jose by 000CAta April 9, 2017

No-way-Jose

You let Jose know that that road is a dead end.

No-way-Jose! Try the E66. It will get you to Atlantic City in a jffy!

No-way-Jose by Meh99 April 27, 2016

No way jose

This is a way of saying there's no way in hell.

"hey Dad can I go to a party"
"No way Jose"

No way jose by Trigger5200 October 20, 2019

no way jose

I dont agree with your suggestion

- Im like totally going home
- No way jose

no way jose by lucky boy tommy October 26, 2013

No way jose

When a mexican man rapes you tight little ass

no way jose just did that

No way jose by Turbo_racist October 17, 2023

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026