no need

adj/statement:

udescription of any event, smell, taste, sight, feeling etc that is totally unnecessary.

Fat men in thongs - NO NEED!

by Princess Lurpak of HR/Day-dee May 2, 2003

no need

casual "You're welcome." as in "There's no need to thank me. It was my pleasure."

"Thank you so much for dinner. The food was great."
"Hey, no need."

by Yordi E September 22, 2008

No need for a 79

A bookface page set up by realistic 4wd enthusiasts to discuss the shortcomings of the Toyota 79 series. Unfortunately the page has been flooded by narcissistic fools that own a 79 and try and mansplain why their poorly finished “truck” with all associated regalia including 5 poster bull bars, KW mudflaps, mismatched wheel tracks and the last decades grenade engine, is actually better than a Mahindra all while telling you’re poor because you’re smart enough to not buy one.

Hey bruh, screw those poor losers on No need for a 79I! I just sold my house to buy this sick rig. Check out my Insta handle, Showpony_muppet.79 for the game changing build!

by Tellno_lies February 7, 2021

No-need-exagerator

A person who brags about being somehow involved in a major event, even though they themselves had absolutely no effect on it what so ever.

Teacher: Does anyone want to share a story about 9/11?

Jimmay: O! I have a story! My great aunts 3rd cousin's grandma's dads best friend had a friend who was 5 miles away from it when it happened!

Teacher: Wow. Ok.... Anyone else?

Timmay: jeez Jimmay dont be such a no-need-exagerator! Its really annoying!!

by 800 g September 14, 2009

No need for a name

You have sex with a girl you are not dating. When you finish you take a 10 dollar bill out of your wallet and lay it on the table. Then you pee in her hair and use it to wash your feet.

I wanted her to know that this was only a one night thing so i gave her a "no need for a name."

by Russ Swanson March 19, 2008

No need for a 79

"No need for a 79" translates to "I can't afford a 79 Series Landcruiser".
There are so many butthurt 4wd owners that are so jealous that they can't afford to own the best 4wd on the Australian market.

$110k vehicle and can't adjust my mirrors from the drivers seat.....No need for a 79!

450,000klms on the clock and its still worth $50k!! No need for a 79!

by Black as January 18, 2021

No need to fuck commas

From Finnish, 'pilkunnussinta' lit. comma-fucking

No need to make unnecessary corrections that add nothing to the discussion at hand

A: bananas are easily my least favourite fruit.

B: well, they're actually berries
A: that doesn't matter, no need to fuck commas

by Sol618 August 25, 2022