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No Ticky, No Washy 

In a dry cleaner, owned by an asian dude, the quote "No Ticky No Washy" means "If you don't have the ticket (usually handed to you when you drop your dry cleaning off) then fuck off".
Nick: I forgot my ticket but I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!

no ticket 

an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)
Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!

No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
no ticket by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

No ticky, no laundry! 

A Northern NY catchphrase rebuking a one-night stand in favor of monogamy, or at least commitment.
"Dude, so what's the deal with Ms. X? You guys still playing Just the tip?"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"

Notickwoo 

Notickwoo is a sexy, sexy beast. The SEXIEST of sexy, like so sexy. If you know a Notickwoo, you are so lucky. Notickwoos are known for their fat asses and extremely high IQ, and they’re also really tall. You THINK they’re 5,5, but in reality they are 6,0 + like super tall, and also muscular.

But notickwoos have a secret. Don’t ask them about Batman.
Notickwoo, are you Batman?

Notickwoo is sooooo sexy.
Notickwoo by Notickwoo December 8, 2024

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026