Skip to main content

No Ticky, No Washy 

In a dry cleaner, owned by an asian dude, the quote "No Ticky No Washy" means "If you don't have the ticket (usually handed to you when you drop your dry cleaning off) then fuck off".
Nick: I forgot my ticket but I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!

no ticket 

an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)
Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!

No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
no ticket by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007

No ticky, no laundry! 

A Northern NY catchphrase rebuking a one-night stand in favor of monogamy, or at least commitment.
"Dude, so what's the deal with Ms. X? You guys still playing Just the tip?"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"

Notickwoo 

Notickwoo is a sexy, sexy beast. The SEXIEST of sexy, like so sexy. If you know a Notickwoo, you are so lucky. Notickwoos are known for their fat asses and extremely high IQ, and they’re also really tall. You THINK they’re 5,5, but in reality they are 6,0 + like super tall, and also muscular.

But notickwoos have a secret. Don’t ask them about Batman.
Notickwoo, are you Batman?

Notickwoo is sooooo sexy.
Notickwoo by Notickwoo December 8, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022