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No Ticky, No Washy
In a dry cleaner, owned by an asian dude, the quote "No Ticky No Washy" means "If you don't have the ticket (usually handed to you when you drop your dry cleaning off) then fuck off".
Nick: I forgot my ticket but I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
No Ticky, No Washy by thewolfman456 May 20, 2007
Related Words
No Tick • no ticket • No ticky, no laundry! • No Ticky, No Washy • Notickwoo • no • No u • no homo • No Diddy • No Nut November
no ticket
an amazing phrase used by both Indiana Jones and Silent bob, (probably more) as an explanation for kicking the crap out of someone and then throwing them out of a moving vehicle (train/blimp)
Get him silent bob! (after severe silent bob asskicking) no ticket (holy shit silent bob talked!
No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
No ticket (indiana jones needs no explanation)
no ticket by Alfred S. Sloop January 11, 2007
No ticky, no laundry!
"Dude, so what's the deal with Ms. X? You guys still playing Just the tip?"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"
"Nah man, she's all about the friends with benefits thing, but the way I see it, No ticky, no laundry!"
No ticky, no laundry! by The Samminator January 3, 2009
Notickwoo
Notickwoo is a sexy, sexy beast. The SEXIEST of sexy, like so sexy. If you know a Notickwoo, you are so lucky. Notickwoos are known for their fat asses and extremely high IQ, and they’re also really tall. You THINK they’re 5,5, but in reality they are 6,0 + like super tall, and also muscular.
But notickwoos have a secret. Don’t ask them about Batman.
But notickwoos have a secret. Don’t ask them about Batman.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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