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muff no notin 

When someone commits an act of embarrassment or "my badness"; the person who witnesses the act can say "muff no notin" and tap him/her upside the head to make him/her be aware of his/her action.
Joe #1 - "Ah joe, I got the crabs from a hoodrat..."
Joe #2 - "Muff no notin, *taps Joe #1 upside the head*"
Joe #1 - "Oh, self serve, self serve
muff no notin by Joe Charger May 8, 2008

National No Homo Day 

This day will take place Saturday, October 26, 2019. This grants anyone participate in homosexual acts with their homies and not be required to say no homo.
Alex: Sean it’s National no homo day, you already what we’re doing!
Sean: Yo bro let’s have gay sex!!!
Alex: *moan*

National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day

This is the day that the truth will be heard. We have all been wanting to say it, and say it loud. Let your lying , using , slut whore, frumpy Ex girlfriend know........it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day
Hey Frumpy, you realize it’s National no one gives a flying fuck about your crush day? So take that silver scat home, and clean his litter box. It’s smells like your breath.

National No Homo Day 2

on this day October 22nd you can be as gay as you want with your homies yet still be straight
dude it’s national no homo day 2 October 22nd you know what that means, national no homo day! now let’s fuck.

National No Bitches Day 

National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.
Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!

National no homo day 

You can be sus too the boys with our saying no homo😏
Me: walk yo too John and kiss him
John: say no homo
Me: nah it’s National no homo day
John: well bet daddy
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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