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The third, exciting instalment of the franchise that brought you no homo and no hetero.
A statement used to make it clear that any compliment is meant as just that, and is in no way intended to be sexual, regardless of the gender of the speaker or the listener. The etymology comes from allo/allosexual, a word used by asexuals to describe a person that is not asexual (ie someone who regularly experiences sexual attraction)
(person a (male) meets person b (female) and person c (male))
Person a: Hey, I haven't seen you guys in ages! Heck! you're so fit now, been hitting the gym? No Allo.
No Allo by Hummus hummus December 20, 2019
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No Fun Allowed

The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time. Detroit slang.
One more drink or should we head home?

No fun allowed!
No Fun Allowed by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005

No Calculators Allowed 

When students’ reliance on a scientific or graphing calculator prevents them from being fluent in performing certain basic operations, such as factorizing a function, finding the zeros of a cubic polynomial, and standardizing a normal distribution from the Statistical Tables—ritually pressing a set of keys often conceals their poor understanding or mastery of these routines.
If only math teachers and tutors would implement the “No Calculators Allowed” rule, students would be manually forced to learn the routine or tedious steps in getting the answer to some intermediate step of a problem.
No Calculators Allowed by MathPlus October 31, 2021

No Fun Allowed

The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time.
Anyone care for another drink, perhaps play a game, enjoy yourself?

No fun allowed!
No Fun Allowed by Spanky4679 July 23, 2008

No Fun Allowed

An oftenly abusive phrase that is used by people who knowingly exploit loosened, indecent, off-topic or spammy behaviour, and used as a strawman to people who ask them to drop this behaviour.
Person 1: Okay I think the meme has lasted long enough, can we please get back on topic?

Person 2: NO FUN ALLOWED!
No Fun Allowed by Fuchur February 20, 2017

No one is allowed to mention your name 

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."

No middle men allowed

Anyone acting as a middle man is deliberately misrepresenting what I'm saying. Detain them and bring them to me immediately.
Hym "No middle men allowed. If you are dealing with a middle man then you have found the actual problem. No more middle men."
No middle men allowed by Hym Iam December 16, 2025