Definitions by Spanky4679

Double S 

1. The Beast from the East. An ultra aggressive neo-fascist with a penchant for destroying furniture and windows. The stereotypical suburban madman.

2. That porky guy.

Minority: Yo, man. What's with the Nazi tattoo?
Double S: Those are my initials, you gay commie Jew.

Double S by Spanky4679 July 26, 2008

No Fun Allowed

The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time.

Anyone care for another drink, perhaps play a game, enjoy yourself?

No fun allowed!

No Fun Allowed by Spanky4679 July 23, 2008

X

1. The one who will, sooner or later, give it to ya.
2. Dead man walking.
3. A militant, right-wing, neo-Fascist.
4. The Devil, and doing the Devil's work.
5. The guy who loves every minute of his job. Ooo Rah!

Yo X, can you believe I married Red?

X by spanky4679 January 5, 2007

Bridgette 

An alternative spelling for the Anglo-American name Bridget. It is a style that appears French, and therefore sophisticated, in the eyes of Francophiles. They especially enjoy pronouncing it as the phoenetic Bridge-ott, with a subtle air of cultural superiority.

My name is Bridgette and I'm French. Why else would I be wearing this ridiculous hat? I have a reservation for eight o'clock, and I'm better than you. Now get me my table or I will taunt you a second time.

Bridgette by Spanky4679 May 1, 2006

Taint Pirate 

A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.

Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!

Taint Pirate by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006

General Abrams 

The inspiration for and namesake of the U.S. Army's M-1A1 Main Battle Tank. In urban use, it is a discreet way of describing a woman with a large rear end. This is used in lieu of the phrase Tank Ass. It is advantageous because unless the woman has a knowledge of American military history she will be none the wiser.

Wow, that's quite a butt she has on her.
Yes, she's quite the General Abrams.

General Abrams by Spanky4679 April 8, 2006

red 

A backwoods-dwelling, inbred, adulterous, possibly female Hillbilly from Michigan's lower peninsula. Usually identified by a pasty, yet blotchy skin color and a drug store dye job. Identification is easier when she's having one of her trademark herpes outbreaks, which turns the crotch a legionous and slimy red color.

"Oh my gosh, can you believe Double S actually married red?"

red by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005