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The inspiration for and namesake of the U.S. Army's M-1A1 Main Battle Tank. In urban use, it is a discreet way of describing a woman with a large rear end. This is used in lieu of the phrase Tank Ass. It is advantageous because unless the woman has a knowledge of American military history she will be none the wiser.
by Spanky4679 April 8, 2006
Get the General Abrams mug.A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006
Get the Taint Pirate mug.An alternative spelling for the Anglo-American name Bridget. It is a style that appears French, and therefore sophisticated, in the eyes of Francophiles. They especially enjoy pronouncing it as the phoenetic Bridge-ott, with a subtle air of cultural superiority.
My name is Bridgette and I'm French. Why else would I be wearing this ridiculous hat? I have a reservation for eight o'clock, and I'm better than you. Now get me my table or I will taunt you a second time.
by Spanky4679 May 1, 2006
Get the Bridgette mug.A backwoods-dwelling, inbred, adulterous, possibly female Hillbilly from Michigan's lower peninsula. Usually identified by a pasty, yet blotchy skin color and a drug store dye job. Identification is easier when she's having one of her trademark herpes outbreaks, which turns the crotch a legionous and slimy red color.
by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005
Get the red mug.Noun (n) - The inner demon that can emerge when the body's defenses are weakened by the consumption of hard liquor. It posesses the host, causing destruction, terror, and mayhem until the alcohol has been flushed from the system. It has an insatiable appetite for broken glass. At this point the demon goes into remission until the next drinking binge.
1. Luke: But you said the Manimal betrayed and murdered my father.
Ben: He did. He was seduced by the darkest of rums...151. At that point he ceased to be Dave and became the Manimal. When that happened, the sober man who was your father was destroyed. He's more animal now than man. Drunk, twisted, and evil.
Ben: He did. He was seduced by the darkest of rums...151. At that point he ceased to be Dave and became the Manimal. When that happened, the sober man who was your father was destroyed. He's more animal now than man. Drunk, twisted, and evil.
by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005
Get the Manimal mug.The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time.
by Spanky4679 July 23, 2008
Get the No Fun Allowed mug.The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time. Detroit slang.
by Spanky4679 December 28, 2005
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