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Lesbian. (Nm=Non man/male) A girl/non-binary who likes a girl/non-binary)
Man: your hot wanna date
nmlnm person: No, Im a lesbian
Man: so you only like girls?!?
nmlnm person: No, I also like enbys
Man: how dare you not love me *runs away to make a twitter post about how weird lqbtq+ people are that will get made fun of on reddit*
NmlNm by Gaygayhomogay November 24, 2021
Acronym for "Not My Fault, Not My Problem" as coined by the great Klonnie, brilliant goddess in residence at The Klonopin Chronicles. "NMFNMP" is very versatile and can be used in a wide range of situations. For those very special occasions where the generic version just won't do, the more appropriate "NMFFNMFP" (Not My Fucking Fault, Not My Fucking Problem) is strongly encouraged as an effective alternative as well. Legions of Nut Jobs & other Klonnie fans routinely use the acronym, and it will no doubt catch on quickly with the acronym loving masses in this day and age.
When The Gamer spends hours on end glued to his console and then complains that his supper is cold, Klonnie responds "NMFNMP, you should have ate when it was ready".

While listening to her ex whine about how his life is in the shitter due to his consistently poor choices, Klonnie just smiles to herself and thinks ""NMFFNMFP, that's why I divorced you!!"

"NMFNMP, but relax. I got this. Namaste."
NMFNMP by ~ Dani ~ September 18, 2013
Related Words
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nmnm inch is measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi.
I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.
nmnm inch by JulianMcD June 21, 2021
Means: not much not much, used while texting

Sometimes used when youre not particularly vibing with the person trying to text you
Chad: Suh dude!

Josh: nmnm
nmnm by Cyberguy_ May 7, 2018
nmnm inch is a measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi
I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.
nmnm inch by JulianMcD June 21, 2021
Not my body not my choice
Person One: whats your opinon on abortion
Person Two: nmbnmc
nmbnmc by NeoGeekJr September 23, 2022
1: “Hey i heard you are nblnm? What does that mean?” 2: “it means i, a non binary person , love non men people.”
nblnm by ricedup December 30, 2023
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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