Nisket
Nisket by Nisket lover January 12, 2010
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Nisket
*Nisket (noun) | \ˈnis-kət*
Plural: niskets
(Slang, lewd) The act of wiping a Triscuit cracker on one’s scrotum before offering it to someone, typically as a crude prank or joke.
Plural: niskets
(Slang, lewd) The act of wiping a Triscuit cracker on one’s scrotum before offering it to someone, typically as a crude prank or joke.
Nisket by Robert Wright III February 23, 2025
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Nisbetitis
(Also known as HCS - Horse Cock Syndrome) A rare condition whereby a male penis is exessively large, and near superhuman.
Nisbetitis by Josiah Escobar January 16, 2006
niketalk
Where sneaker and non-sneaker heads alike beast over sexy pictures of girls posted by different dudes. {post hot girls you know, post your pic, big breast appreciation, big booty appreciation).
Also, where some of the funniest posts in internet history live.
Also, where some of the funniest posts in internet history live.
"yo did you see that chick on niketalk? she baaad.. BEAST MODE"
"nah dude quit trippin."
(insert Tiger Woods pic)
"nah dude quit trippin."
(insert Tiger Woods pic)
Nisbet's law
This law states that no subject or topic is considered taboo during lunch or food-consuming intervals.
*During lunch*
Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.
John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.
Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.
John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.
Nisbet's law by IP3Cali April 29, 2010
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