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Nisket

when you wipe a trisket on your nut sack and feed it to someone.
"hey do you want a nice warm nisket?"
by Nisket lover January 12, 2010
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Nisket

*Nisket (noun) | \ˈnis-kət*

Plural: niskets

(Slang, lewd) The act of wiping a Triscuit cracker on one’s scrotum before offering it to someone, typically as a crude prank or joke.
"He tried to sneak a nisket into the snack tray, but I caught him red-handed."
by Robert Wright III February 23, 2025
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He's a good dude
that guy is such a Niket
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fricken nickets

When a three-year-old combines Chicken Nuggets with Friggin' Idiots.
Hey dad, you fricken nickets.
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Nisbetitis

(Also known as HCS - Horse Cock Syndrome) A rare condition whereby a male penis is exessively large, and near superhuman.
Hey, I heard that kids got Nisbetitis.
by Josiah Escobar January 16, 2006
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niketalk

Where sneaker and non-sneaker heads alike beast over sexy pictures of girls posted by different dudes. {post hot girls you know, post your pic, big breast appreciation, big booty appreciation).

Also, where some of the funniest posts in internet history live.
"yo did you see that chick on niketalk? she baaad.. BEAST MODE"
"nah dude quit trippin."

(insert Tiger Woods pic)
by Powfo October 3, 2007
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Nisbet's law

This law states that no subject or topic is considered taboo during lunch or food-consuming intervals.
*During lunch*

Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.

John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.
by IP3Cali April 29, 2010
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