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Nipplefish 

1: A fish with nipples.

2: An extremely ugly woman

3: An extremely horrible form of sex
1: "Man, that fish I lost had nipples! It was a nipplefish!

2: "Whew, that woman is a nipplefish!"

3: "Well, I just got done nipplefishing her..."
Nipplefish by Fatiguely November 3, 2007
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nipplefish 

When a person uses fish to have awkward sex with a person
Dude!! my girl freind gave me a nipplefish last night. my dick still smells bad.
nipplefish by Christoperfish October 25, 2007

nippleshit 

a derogatory term for a dumbass bitch
“Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”
nippleshit by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

Nipple Fish 

(Pygocentrus Nippleri) The Pink Bellied Piranha, a.k.a. the Nipple Fish, is native to the Amazon River and remote regions of the southern tip of the continent of South America as well as Southern Central America.

The Nipple Fish is known as the nipple fish for two reasons, namely for attacking and latching onto the nipples of nearby mammals that enter the water and for the pink "nipple-esque" color of their underbellies.
"Those Nipple Fish are some nasty little fuckers. They'll latch on and wont let go unless you kill them."

"Tom was drowned by a group of Nipple Fish. Be careful, if you see a piranha, you better hope its a red bellied piranha. They'll just kill you.
Pink bellies- now they'll take you down slow. Starting with the nipples."
Nipple Fish by phileeope January 1, 2014

nicklefish 

A typical Asian dipshit with no friends and a very small dick .
nicklefish by DEEZNUTSGOOTEM August 10, 2016

nipple fish 

nipple fish are fish that attack nipples.
"Ouch! These nipple fish are fierce in the Carribbean!"
nipple fish by MLN March 22, 2012

Nipplecision 

Nipplecision is the act of the nip nips being chopped off. Traditionally practiced in Jewish cultures where young boys will get their nipples cut off, similarly to circumcision where the foreskin is cut off. It is preformed by a Nipplecisionist.
Cancel my sons Nipplecision tomorrow.
Nipplecision by Condudes March 4, 2019
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