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Nipple Dad

A stay at home Dad that honestly forgot he has the balls in the house and starts to behave like he has a vagina in his pants!
Did you hear him complaining about the childrens behavior to his wife? Yeah, what a Nipple Dad!
Nipple Dad by RightOnThen November 14, 2010
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dad nipple 

A nipple that cannot surprise you in its shape, make up or size. It's years and years of experiences and weird growths culminating in what could be unrecognizable from its original self.
Is Gov Cuomo's nipple pierced or does he just have a dad nipple?
dad nipple by Juju Pablo Capote April 3, 2020

nippledar 

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.
Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."
nippledar by Quaker September 4, 2005

Nipplediddler 

(n). A lesbian, preferably busty and sexually active.
Dude, did you see those nipplediddlers smooching it at the bar? They were grabbing each others tits like pillows!
Nipplediddler by Iyatsu August 10, 2010

Nipplediddy

While hanging from nipple clamps naked, a women kneels down behind a man and reaches between his legs to jerk him off from behind while the man shits on her. If roles were reversed with the women hanging, the guy would finger the girl while being crapped on. Tossing salad is not required, but it doesn hurt.
I met this girl who had nipple piercings and she took me home with her. She said she was going to freshin up, and when I walked into the room to my amazement she was hanging by nippleclamps. So started to play with her vagina from behind and tossing her salad when she gave me a nipplediddy.
Nipplediddy by Kezzy Kez June 3, 2010

nipplewad 

noun, a useless usually tall skinny white person
Yeah, Andy has been such a nipplewad lately
nipplewad by mo rabbit April 7, 2010
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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