Nipple Dad

A stay at home Dad that honestly forgot he has the balls in the house and starts to behave like he has a vagina in his pants!

Did you hear him complaining about the childrens behavior to his wife? Yeah, what a Nipple Dad!

by RightOnThen November 14, 2010

dad nipple

A nipple that cannot surprise you in its shape, make up or size. It's years and years of experiences and weird growths culminating in what could be unrecognizable from its original self.

Is Gov Cuomo's nipple pierced or does he just have a dad nipple?

by Juju Pablo Capote April 3, 2020

nippledar

An uncanny ability to notice any woman with very hard nipples as you pass her, even if you aren't looking in her direction.

Dave: "Hey, did you see that lady's pencil erasers?"
Me: "No, I don't have nippledar."

by Quaker September 4, 2005

Nipplediddler

(n). A lesbian, preferably busty and sexually active.

Dude, did you see those nipplediddlers smooching it at the bar? They were grabbing each others tits like pillows!

by Iyatsu August 10, 2010

Nipplediddy

While hanging from nipple clamps naked, a women kneels down behind a man and reaches between his legs to jerk him off from behind while the man shits on her. If roles were reversed with the women hanging, the guy would finger the girl while being crapped on. Tossing salad is not required, but it doesn hurt.

I met this girl who had nipple piercings and she took me home with her. She said she was going to freshin up, and when I walked into the room to my amazement she was hanging by nippleclamps. So started to play with her vagina from behind and tossing her salad when she gave me a nipplediddy.

by Kezzy Kez June 3, 2010

nipplewad

noun, a useless usually tall skinny white person

Yeah, Andy has been such a nipplewad lately

by mo rabbit April 7, 2010