Niplomacy

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1. (adj.) skill in managing negotiations while having/interacting with someone who has hard nipples, so that there is little or no ill will or awkwardness.

Her hard nipples were so obvious I had to practice my niplomacy skills.

Niplomacy by Jton April 29, 2009

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Bowing Diplomacy

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018

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big bird diplomacy

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

big bird diplomacy by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

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Trans Fat Diplomacy

This is when the USA uses its most valuable cultural treasures (fast food) to influence other countries politically.

The USA changing the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries until France support the invasion of Iraq is just Trans Fat Diplomacy.

MacDonalds pulling out of Russia because they invaded Ukraine is just another example of Trans Fat Diplomacy.

Trans Fat Diplomacy by Buckles the Ork May 16, 2022

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Sleuth Diplomacy

The act of shooting a possible hostile instead of using diplomatic reasoning to avoid conflict.

The Leader of the country used Sleuth Diplomacy to avoid confrontation with his foreign peers.

Sleuth Diplomacy by sloothofsloofs July 28, 2009

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ostrich diplomacy

When seemingly important overseas diplomatic talks are initiated to detract from what’s actually going on at home.

His repeated engagements in ostrich diplomacy is starting to wear a little thin.

ostrich diplomacy by Dr Bunnygirl February 27, 2019

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irish diplomacy

The ability to tell a man to go to hell and have him looking forward to the trip.

irish diplomacy.....

irish diplomacy by david36 November 11, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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