Ninjavoid

When you sneakily avoid someone...like a ninja.

Dude, just ninjavoid her

Ninjavoid by Andix March 14, 2011

Ninjavitis 

A condition marked by frequently startling people on accident, such as while walking up behind or beside them to say, "Hello." Most accurately described as pervasive accidental sidling.

Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.

Person 1: (Casually walks up beside Person 2) Hey, man!
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.

See also: sidler, sidle

Ninjavitis by The Cruz October 19, 2010

ninjavidual 

A person who remains very unique as his or her own individual in a very secretive way.

Man, she's such a ninjavidual. Look at the way she silently deals with OCD.

WOW ! His mysterious nature gives him an aura of ninjaviduality !

ninjavidual by Frosty August 16, 2003

Ninjavitus 

A rare disease that gives you the skills of a level 8 ninja master.

Ninjavitus symptoms may include friends and family dying from sudden and uncontrollable karate chops, and the urge to carry ninja stars.

Ninjavitus by Evan Salas March 27, 2007

Ninjavited

Short for "Ninja Invited" (see Also "Ninja Invite")

A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.

"Sorry, Honey, as soon as I logged on I got Ninjavited to the raid"

"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"

Ninjavited by Laliho August 7, 2009

ninjafondler

One who has achieved such speed, agility, and dexterity that even a ninja cannot escape his/her grasp

*guy catches a impossible pass*
holy shit did you see that!?
yeah that guys one hell of a ninjafondler

ninjafondler by DakodaXD August 19, 2010

Ninjacide 

The same as suicide but with a ninja instead of a gun, rope, car exhaust...ect.

Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.

Dan: Hey ninja, what's the matter? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning??

<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!

Ninjacide by neversweat May 24, 2006