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Ninjavitis
A condition marked by frequently startling people on accident, such as while walking up behind or beside them to say, "Hello." Most accurately described as pervasive accidental sidling.
Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Person 1: (Casually walks up beside Person 2) Hey, man!
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.
See also: sidler, sidle
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.
See also: sidler, sidle
Ninjavitis by The Cruz October 19, 2010
Related Words
Ninjavoid • ninjaroid • ninjavidual • ninja vodka • Ninjacide • ninjavitis • ninjaofdarkness • Ninjavitus • ninjafondler • Ninjagoed
ninjavidual
Man, she's such a ninjavidual. Look at the way she silently deals with OCD.
WOW ! His mysterious nature gives him an aura of ninjaviduality !
WOW ! His mysterious nature gives him an aura of ninjaviduality !
ninjavidual by Frosty August 16, 2003
Ninjavitus
Ninjavitus symptoms may include friends and family dying from sudden and uncontrollable karate chops, and the urge to carry ninja stars.
Ninjavitus by Evan Salas March 27, 2007
Ninjavited
Short for "Ninja Invited" (see Also "Ninja Invite")
A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.
A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.
"Sorry, Honey, as soon as I logged on I got Ninjavited to the raid"
"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"
"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"
Ninjavited by Laliho August 7, 2009
Ninjacide
The same as suicide but with a ninja instead of a gun, rope, car exhaust...ect.
Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.
Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.
Dan: Hey ninja, what's the matter? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning??
<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!
<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!
Ninjacide by neversweat May 24, 2006
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