A condition marked by frequently startling people on accident, such as while walking up behind or beside them to say, "Hello." Most accurately described as pervasive accidental sidling.
Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Ninjavitis most commonly occurs among those who wear wrestling shoes, women with small feet, and the Japanese.
Person 1: (Casually walks up beside Person 2) Hey, man!
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.
See also: sidler, sidle
Person 2: Dude, you scared the crap outta me! It's like you've got ninjavitis.
See also: sidler, sidle
by The Cruz October 19, 2010
Get the Ninjavitis mug.1. An oral condition that causes ones breath to be so noxious that it can sneak up on unsuspecting people and be nearly fatal.
2. When the physical state of ones mouth is so repugnant that it looks like a skilled ninja has drop-kicked them squarely in the mouth.
2. When the physical state of ones mouth is so repugnant that it looks like a skilled ninja has drop-kicked them squarely in the mouth.
1. I heard that John is in the hospital, cuz he went to kiss Sheila goodnight, and her ninjavitis made him go into shock.
2. god rest his soul, but ODB musta been in a fight with the RZA cause even his goldfronts had sum ninjavitis
2. god rest his soul, but ODB musta been in a fight with the RZA cause even his goldfronts had sum ninjavitis
by deek da biker January 17, 2006
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When someone has severe memory loss due to excess consumption of alcohol, one is said to have Ninjavitis.
"I can't remember anything about last night, had a serious case of Ninjavitis"
"I can't believe I got with that ugly bird last night, Ninjavitis strikes again"
"Mate where did everyone go last night? Oh Ninjavitis"
"I can't believe I got with that ugly bird last night, Ninjavitis strikes again"
"Mate where did everyone go last night? Oh Ninjavitis"
by cass254 August 25, 2009
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by Evan Salas March 27, 2007
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A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.
A term in on-line gaming, especially World of Warcraft. It's the process of inviting someone to join your group (party, raid or guild) without politely asking them first.
"Sorry, Honey, as soon as I logged on I got Ninjavited to the raid"
"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"
"We need someone to dps, just ninja-vite someone from LFG"
by Laliho August 7, 2009
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There are two general classes of ninjartists: those of performance ninjartistry and those of visual ninjartistry. There tend to be more of the latter. For example, instrumental ninjartists use paralyzing music and the instrument itself in combat, while paint-oriented ninjartists use brushes and poisonous paints to defeat their enemies.
Variants: ninjartistry, ninjartists, ninjartistic, ninjartistically
There are two general classes of ninjartists: those of performance ninjartistry and those of visual ninjartistry. There tend to be more of the latter. For example, instrumental ninjartists use paralyzing music and the instrument itself in combat, while paint-oriented ninjartists use brushes and poisonous paints to defeat their enemies.
Variants: ninjartistry, ninjartists, ninjartistic, ninjartistically
The ninjartist stealthily slit her opponent's throat with a clay knife.
The ninjartist shot the poisoned bow from his cello and struck his opponent right in the heart.
The ninjartist shot the poisoned bow from his cello and struck his opponent right in the heart.
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