Ninfu

The man that love a lot woman at same time.

The man that cant stop love.

Ninfu made love with Tania in the morning, Marta at afternoon and Lorena at night.

by Ricardo Freitas April 27, 2004

Ninjuice

When you earn some street cred as a 90s style Ninja fighting a minotaur in a flannel shirt.

Also a very painful beverage that tastes like a punch to the face.

Make sure you don't get the ninjuice, it will knock you out.

by Mark SF June 6, 2007

Conservation of ninjutsu

A law of the Universe, that states that there is a finite amount of ninjutsu available to each side during any given battle. If there are many ninjas, they are all awarded a fraction of the total ninjutsu, or 1/N where N is the number of ninjas present in the fight.

This is the reason why hordes of ninja warriors will be dispatched relatively easily, whereas the lone ninja is almost unstoppable.

Practical applications of the law of Conservation of ninjutsu:

Sir! There's an army of ninjas heading this way!

Don't worry, we can take them.

Oh wait... it seems they've given up, sir. There's only one guy.

GOD DAMN IT RUN!

by Kirbytroid June 5, 2011

Ninjutsu

Ninjutsu is the ancient art of the ninjas (Aka shinobi) of Japan. It is a unique method of moving and thinking which developed our system often referred to us the art of winning. Taijustu is the basic defence method used. This method of relaxed continues body movement allows the user to create a never ending supply of effective counters to any given defence situation and is unique to Ninjutsu. Ninjutsu is a complete fighting system dealing with the Physical, mental and spiritual aspects of student development. Techniques cover locks, throws, ground fighting, multiple attacks, modern weaponry, and all types of traditional Ninjutsu weaponry. In fact in Ninjutsu, there is no restriction on the type of available technique we can add on to our taijutsu. The power of this relaxed system has to be experienced to be appreciated.

Ninjutsu did not come into being a specific, well-defined art in the first place, and many centuries passed before Ninjutsu was established as an independent system of knowledge in its own right. The Ninja, at the beginning did not use that label for themselves, they were merely practitioners of strategies that were cultural opposites of the conventional outlooks of the ruling Japanese Samurai class. Their highly illegal counter culture went underground and it was for this reason alone that the art was shrouded by centuries of mystery and deliberate confusion in Japanese history.

by Dancing with Fire December 30, 2010

ningus

A very dumb person with very few brain cells

Your a complete ningus mate

by Langas May 13, 2016

ninjuries

1. injuries caused by ninja attacks.

Those weren't regular injuries on the pirates, those were ninjuries caused by the ninja known as Debs

by Wild and Witless June 2, 2006

Ninfa

n-in-fa nn-IN-fa


1. A woman who shows her beauty though kindness.

2. A state of quality of being sweet that makes the woman very beautiful in appearance.

Thank you so much ninfa!

You've done so much, thank you my ninfa.

Have you seen that ninfa donate so much money?

You fill my heart with joy. I can look at you all day and night ninfa.

by sweet pineapple March 29, 2009