ninjury

an injury of unkown origin, thus being attributed to a ninja

"Man check out this ninjury on my shoulder! how the hell did that happen?!"

"You got ninjured bad"

by Oscarararararararara February 5, 2010

ninjury

injury of unexplained origin, often attributed to inebriated activities.

where'd all these bruises come from? that was a big night last night. Damn ninjury.

by tasteyface July 28, 2010

ninjury

the act or process of being injured by a ninja

He was in the field picking peaches from a tree when he was ambushed and suffered a ninjury.

by Otrant May 22, 2006

ninjury

the act of getting injured while trying to be a ninja.

while practicing using nunchucks, timmy hit himself in the balls and got a ninjury.

by Sixxvi6 November 5, 2011

Ninjury

When you get injured by a ninja and least expect it.....Then again they are so sneaky you never expect it.

Dude I was walking down the street and got jump kicked in the face and didn't even see it coming. I had to go to the hospital due to my ninjury.

Past tense: I was at the hospital because I was Ninjured and I didn't even see it coming.

by mpdc November 2, 2011

ninjury

An injury incurred while trying to act like a ninja.

Tommy! Put those nunchucks down before you give yourself a ninjury!

by Andrew-B June 3, 2007

Ninjury

Injury sustained whilst in the act of sneaking or attempting to sneak.

When creeping around in dark and unfamliar surroundings it is easy to cause yourself ninjury.

by thebathtubsophist January 10, 2012