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a holiday in germany, preceding x-mas, where Schmutzli, a charachter like a dark-willed santa, puts bad kids in a sack and beats tyhem with a switch like a wood whip
i love nikolaustag, cause if i put my shoes outside, and im a good kid, i get chocolate in my shoes, but if im bad Schmutzli puts me in his fucking sack and beats my ass with his woody.
by nia69 September 29, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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