A name for a male who is vindictive and clever. Sinister good looks and smooth with his words. Usually handsome and always 3 steps ahead of the competition.
NIKLAUS is a hot character in the vampire diaries and the originals! He is overprotecrive towards his family!
He is blonde and has an amazing set of eyes
Person 1: wow, did you see that blond hotie in the vampire diaries?
Person 2: yes man, he is Niklaus
niklas is Gods gif to the world. he is simply perfekt, his voice is deep cause his dick is big just like every Niklas’ botty. He can pick up anything and be amazing at it. He knows how to sweet talk anybody, nobody can resist him, that’s why most girls are attrected to him, once they got a lil taste of him they want more and more, people who don’t like Niklas are simply jealous because they aren’t him - he is probably better than you in everything and every way, just to polite to say or show that.
a: Did you fail the test again, cause i did
b: Yes, i think you know what we have to do.
both at the same time:
a: learning!
b: marry niklas cause you won in life with some one like him.
a: sis, your so damn right...
A very laid back, honest and sweet person. Cool and funny without trying. Is a bad cook but always eating.
Very passionate about music and know practically every lyrics to every song there is.
They will make you laugh a lot and if you are important to them they will do anything to see you smile. Not very good with words but shows affection with small gestures.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*