Niguard

A black guard

Wassup my niguard

by Joshuel horacio September 4, 2022

Niggardry

the used to identify the pure malice and hatred some niggas use to fuck up your life any and all the time. it can only be fought off with anti-niggardry tools like books, jobs applications, responsibilty, and popeyes chicken.

hater: aye nigga you aint even all that, i hope you die twice tomorrow!

sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic

hater: what you gon do nigga!!???

sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!

Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*

by newsome280 April 9, 2009

Nigward

combination of Squidward and Nigger

What's up Nigward?

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Niggardliness

Stingy, miserly, cheap, penny pincher, petty . This word appears unrelated to a slang term for people of African descent (nigger from the Latin -> niger -> black ) and probably comes from the Norse-> nigla -> consistently petty

Our house guest accused me of niggardliness when I got him a Busch instead of Heineken.
My niggardly grandfather only ever gave a quarter on my birthday, sans card !
Someone prone to niggardliness might count the pickles on their cheeseburger.

by Guru Gdub YAH ! June 14, 2015

Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian)

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!

I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook

by Random Words & Definitions October 27, 2022

Nigward

Black Squidward :)

Nigward is what makes me bust a nut

by IPlayTheTriangle December 11, 2021

Niggard

A stingy or ungenerous person; one who is or is behaving niggardly. Despite popular belief, the word is actually historically considered highly offensive. Should not be confused with the word nigger, which is also highly offensive, but in a different way. In everyday speech, the two words sound nearly identical, so it's a good rule of thumb to save the word for print. It's considered pretty archaic anyway, so it's probably not a good idea to use it in any context unless you want to offend someone who has a less developed vocabulary.

See niggardly, niggardliness.

Person With a Large Vocabulary: Why won't you give me a dollar? You're such a niggard.

Person With a Small Vocabulary: WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!

Person With a Large Vocabulary: I called you a niggard. You know: stingy, not generous, generally not the kind of person you'd want to hang out with.

Person With a Small Vocabulary: Now you're just being racist!

by lovesmesumcake October 18, 2008