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nights watch server 

the best server on discord.this server is almost perfect with the sole flaw of some shit members like jose and redpee
adarsh: dr crazy is so cool he is the best member of nights watch server. i wish i was like him
zoro(chamaar):yeah me too the worst member of this server is redpee
kanishk:?kick redpea
redpea is kicked
kanishk :now this server is perfect
nights watch server by jose ki mummy September 8, 2021

Night Watch

(a.k.a. Night Patrol, Nochnoi Dozor)

A fantasy novel written by Russian sci-fi/fantasy writer Sergei Lukyanenko. It was released in 1998, and is the first part of a tetralogy, which is followed by Day Watch, Twilight Watch, and Last Watch.

The story revolves around an age-old battle between the absolute forces of Light and Darkness, divided into two opposing armies composed of Others; humans with supernatural powers who are aligned with either the Light or the Dark. Others have a vast universe of different types and powers, including shape-shifting, telekinesis, mental manipulation - and, on behalf of the Dark side - even vampirism.

Both sides have compromised on a treaty, agreeing that the actions of the Light and the works of the Dark cannot be done without the consent of each side, and that no one can be forced to choose which side to align with.

To uphold this agreement, each side formed their own official organization. The Dark Others would be called Day Watch, to police the actions of the Light, whereas the Light Others became Night Watch, to police the actions of the Dark.

The majority of the Night Watch novel focuses on Anton Gorodetsky, a Light Other who works for the Night Watch.

The novel will be available in the United States in June of 2006, translated into English.

The Night Watch novel was loosely adapted into two films (Night Watch (2004) and Day Watch(2006)). Both films held top box-office records in their native country of Russia, where they still continue to serve as a huge cultural influence.
Night Watch was post-Soviet Russia's first blockbuster motion picture, and was produced for a mere $4,000,000.
Night Watch by Kent Weirdo May 13, 2006

The barbarian night watch

The barbarian night watch is when you or someone else glues there pubic hair to their chest, puts on a thong and watch’s people through their windows at night.
Did you hear about the man that got 10 years in prison for committing The barbarian night watch.
The barbarian night watch by Norplu February 28, 2021

Night Watch

A Brilliant book written by terry pratchet, the Lord of Comedy whome we should all fall before and worship. Also a movie released in 2006, which is completelyunrelated to the novel of the same name.
Terry Pratcher, we are not worthy..... *Falls to knees*
"Night Watch is a great book"
This Night, watch Night Watch
Night Watch by Andrew Kirkman April 9, 2006

night watchman 

A turd that somebody leaves in the bowl overnight.

The expression comes from the English game of cricket where a batsman is sent to the crease with the sole aim of still being there in the monring.
I went to the bathroom this morning, and my girlfriend had left a vile night watchman in the toilet.
night watchman by Bobtbuilder September 10, 2003

night-watchman

- a bowel movement that refuses to flush after a night on the 'tiles', and confronts you the morning-after when it had all but been forgotten.
- "...euh! At least the night-watchman was looking over us last night Judith!"
night-watchman by Glamracket October 25, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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