A greeting you use when you are talking to someone from the other side of the world when it is the night for you and afternoon for the other or vice versa.
John from Australia is on video chat with Jane from America. They bid each other "Nighternoon" before Jane goes to sleep, for it's 10 PM in America and 2 PM in Australia.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'