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Niggerpick 

A verb that refers to the process of breaking up marijuana with your fingers when a grinder is unavailable. The act of Niggerpicking looks very similar to the way niggers would pick cotton back in the good ole days... Hence: "Niggerpicking"

Niggerpicking can be a huge hassle and normally delays the act of smoking... Just get a grinder, don't be a poor nigger.
Erik: Yo grind up that bud I'm bout to roll this blunt

Gerry: Fuck! I forgot my grinder....

Erik: Start Niggerpickin'....

Gerry: Fuckkkkkkk
Niggerpick by YesMoose July 19, 2013

niggerlicious

An epic programmer way of saying obscene.
I'm smarter than every programmer before me. Do you wanna know why i'm smarter than every programmer before me? Because i've improved the C syntax in a way that is not niggerlicious. Any nigger can make some nigger feature, but i've improved it in a way that's not niggerlicious. I'm the smartest programmer that has ever lived.

Now, i had to do something i'm shamed of: i had to put a call to some… to a subroutine that i stuck right here. I'm kind of ashamed of that and, as a matter of fact, god just questioned my judgement, he said: "Terry, are you worthy to be the man who makes the temple? If you are, you must answer: is this niggerlicious or is this divine intellect?". And that's the question, i… i'll leave… i'll leave you with that. You know Google, they ask you interview questions. Well, the kind of questions i face on the job is: is this niggerlicious? is this too much voodoo for our purposes?
niggerlicious by untilted January 12, 2021

Niggerfication 

The process by which language and society is degraded by the widespread absorption of black culture and linguistic patterns.
Jim: Aight mah nigga, i gots to bail, gots to go see mah bitch.
Frank: Jim, you're white, stop talking like a nigger. You're part of the niggerfication of America, faggot.

niggercockpoop 

Feces excreted from the genitals of an African American man.
Damn nigga, i just took a huge ass niggercockpoop.

niggerpiss 

The last few sips of a 40 or other alcoholic drink
"I'll sell you the rest of this 40 for 5 dollars." - some trick

"naw man, that's just niggerpiss!" - a beast
niggerpiss by T C April 7, 2009

niggerfuckasaurus 

A disgusting slovenly fat hideous white woman who looks for worthless deadbeat niggers to inseminate them so they can bring disgusting crossbreed crackheads into this world with no father around so they can bleed the social system dry.
That obese niggerfuckasaurus has been knocked up by 8 different niggers in the past 6 years!
niggerfuckasaurus by nighatin April 29, 2011

Niggerjack 

A combined version of Candlejack and Nigger.
If you say Niggerjack nothing wil-WTF WHERE DID MY BIKE GO?!
Niggerjack by Archerion May 15, 2008
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