Nigga-Please! 

usually used as shut up or yea right.

Max: "hey marco, you should let me hit a 20 off ya till next week"
Marco: "nigga-please!"

Nigga-Please! by Angel February 13, 2005

Nigga-Please! 

Expression of suprise.

When a friend axe's you something, and you were obviously going to do it, you state "Nigga-Please!" to express the shame you feel at having such an insult to your honor.

Lysol: We gonna rape some bitches tonight?
Lyrese: Nigga-Please!

Tyrolla: Pass the blunt.
Durunka: Nigga-Please

Nigga-Please! by ilcou August 10, 2004

nigga please 

Slang that means "Give me a break." Or anything similar in meaning.

"I got laid last night!"

"Nigga please."

nigga please by IceWarm June 21, 2004

Nigga Please 

When you accidently bump into/are in the way of a black girl. Then when you try to say sorry you get slapped in the face with a "Nigga Please!" followed by a string of insults including ones aimed at your ethnicity, mom, fashion sense, Etc. And it all ends with a snap of the fingers and a bob of the head and she walks off. Leaving you in a total state of confusion.

Johnson: Oops!, I'm so-
Shaquandaya: Nigga Please!, You look like you just came out of the thrift store with yo cheap ass. Yo mom was a poor white trash hooker and you look straight up retarded! Crazy fuckin' crackas, think they can accidently walk into me!
Johnson:...What just happened?

Nigga Please by iwannabeanalcoholic January 27, 2005

nigga please 

a phrase someone (preferably black people) say when they disagree with another's comment.

Guy 1: Laquisha has a fine ass.
Guy 2: Yea but yo momma's ass is better.
Guy 1: Nigga please.

nigga please by Woobie June 1, 2005

nigga please 

Exclamatory interjection typically spoken by African Americans who doubt the veracity of another's claim.

Kee'sha: "Girl, my baby daddy got hisself a new job!"

LaQuinta: "Nigga please!"

nigga please by UrbanLexicographer February 22, 2008

nigga please 

a phrase commonly used to show disapproval or disdain towards another individual or comment.

person A: Yo dude check out this crackin ass shirt i got.

person B: you still got a busted ass grill!

person A: nigga please

nigga please by wordsmith January 21, 2004