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James Nielssen 

A slang term used to define people of great social wealth, class, popularity, and overall greatness. If you are called a James Nielssen it is a HUGE compliment and you will want to remember that forever. They are commonly know so socialize with people called "erk"s, who are also very dominant around the socialogical "watering hole". If a person is called this, they are usually great at everything to do, and you have yet to find one bad thing about them. They are compared to God in many political and social debates, and have almost been banned by the U.N because too many people were committing suicide, due to the fact that they knew they could never be a James Nielssen.
Erk: Wow, this guy is great, i guess ill call him James Nielssen.
Derek: Thats a great idea! He must be perfect in every way.
Jacob: Obviously.
James Nielssen by erkthejerk3499 October 28, 2010
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Nielsism 

Nielsism -

The active religious belief of a god with the infinite amounts of wisdom, courage, love, power, and so much more. Niels, the god whom I am addressing, is the most significant form of all of us. He lies within our souls, and he holds no flaws. He may not be the creator of the universe, but he sure is Ishani's. The pleasant words ever spoken from his mouth shall be forever known due to his choice in phrases of the most loving and meaningful. 💓✨

To honor our god, we must respect all of his wishes, but if you're Ishani then you shall also shower him in kisses. 💓✨

To celebrate his presence, we must be kind to one another because that's what he would choose, but if you're Ishani then you must ambush him with the most lovely hugs. 💓✨

To thank our god, we must always commit good deeds, but if you're Ishani then always be by his side and never stop loving him. 💓✨
Daniel: Hey guys! What religion do y'all follow?
Ishani: Heheh I follow Nielsism!
Daniel: Oh my god, what a coincidence?! So do I!
Ishani: WOW, so cool!
Daniel: Yes! For I can be a better person.
Nielsism by ishyfishy September 27, 2019

Nielsism 

Nielsism is the concept of disliking anything sexual or any body features.
That means that you dislike things like: breasts, vulva's, penises, butts etc.
Stijn: "Look at those hot titties"

Niels: "Eww put that away please"

Mark and Bart: "Damn, I think he has Nielsism"
Nielsism by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023

Nielsist 

Iemand die het Nielsisme volgt

(zie Nielsisme)
Niels: "Ik ben Nielsist"

Carlos: "Ik accepteer je voor wie je bent"
Nielsist by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023

Nielsist 

Someone who has Nielsism

(see Nielsism)
Niels: "I am Nielsist"

Carlos: "I accept you for who you are"
Nielsist by StevieNotAWonder January 6, 2023

Nielsiscity

A place where only Nielsisten come.
'Yo look at those Nielsisten'
'Yea that's got to be a Nielsiscity'
Nielsiscity by HottieWottieTitties January 17, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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