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nicks mom is hot 

When the birth giver of nick, he calls her mom but everyone else calls her mommy.

You may wish to get some action with that sexy lady but can’t because shes nicks mom. Shes the only reason why you choose to hang out with nick and have sleepovers, waking up to waffles and eggs made from scratch with those two jugs right in front of you almost gives justice to nicks corny ass personality and fugly appearance you have to deal with.
Guy 1: woah dude nicks mom is hot af ong.
Guy 2: fr I wish I could fuck that milf

Guy 1: same but like shes nicks mom
Guy 2: fuck thats right I hate that

Nick's Mom 

A person who can be considered a sexually active slut; usually even sluttier than a prostitute, hooker, etc. Can also be used to describe a plethora of STD's.
The ice cream man is like Nick's Mom; when they come into the neighborhood, everybody runs out with $1 bills in their hands.
Nick's Mom by NotAbeLincoln May 16, 2014

Nick’s Mom’s Poon 

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.
Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

Nick’s mom 

Just a bitch

Yep

There’s no sex joke

I’m serious, she’s just a bitch
Person 1: Damn, Nick’s mom is really riding my ass today
Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro
Nick’s mom by pOng_wong April 27, 2022

Nick Momment 

When someone speaks of a topic in a group that is not relevant to what the group was talking about.

Nicholas Field Evented the Nick Momment.
Guy1: Did you hear about that fight at the Plazza the other night?

Guy2: Yeah man i was in it.

Nick: Yes i have pubic hairs.

Guy1: That was a Nick Momment.
Nick Momment by Awsomekids09 August 18, 2009

Nick moment 

Being so fanomanaly retarded that you misspell phenomenally and sometimes you will have cats on curtains
bruh Yoshi curtain that's a Nick moment