Cum messiah

1. The best song on the internet
2. A man who is simply to hot for this plane of reality
3. What your mother calls me

When the cum messiah is listening to cum messiah, the world turns white.

by pOng_wong August 24, 2021

Nick’s mom

Just a bitch

Yep

There’s no sex joke

I’m serious, she’s just a bitch

Person 1: Damn, Nick’s mom is really riding my ass today
Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro

by pOng_wong April 28, 2022

Milf

Ethan’s mom

Man. The entire cross country team did Ethan’s mom last night, she’s such a milf

by pOng_wong August 23, 2021

Ethan’s mom

The hottest milf

I did Ethan’s mom last night

by pOng_wong August 23, 2021