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A Nice Lady 

A man who is overly nice. Typical behavior of a nice lady includes escorting you to your doorstep, Pulling out chairs and apologizing excessively when it is not necessary.
Person 1: I'll have a red bull and vodka, please.
Lady: Oh, I'm sorry but I'm not the bartender...but I'll go ahead and make you that drink anyway.
Person 1: Thanks! You're a nice lady.
A Nice Lady by Salvatore Maresca September 19, 2012
what a woman of a certain age does NOT want to be called by the man she considers her lover
He sent an email to one of his other lady friends and said I was a nice lady. Well, I'm not, and I'm going to prove it.

nice bald lady 

A women who is nice, bald and plays chess.
Wow dude look at that nice bald lady. And what a shiny head.
nice bald lady by ch3ssmasteer August 29, 2009

nice white lady syndrome 

This is a complicated disorder which can only effect nice white ladies, often in the educational or social justice fields of employment, or through church based organizations.

The most recognizable symptoms include having an earnest and idealistic eagerness to help the more marginalized members of a society, such as persons of color, or the homeless. This can manifest itself through things like bake sales and canned food drives, although occasionally, more touchstone examples (such as that of a teacher assuming the role of mentor and parent) can be observed.

Nice White Ladies (or, NWL's) know that they are just that, though believe wholeheartedly that not only do their contributions actually change the world significantly, but that they are somehow better than everyone else. There is more than a tinge of irony in this.

The male equivalent to Nice White Lady syndrome is the Savior Complex.
Bill: Hey, where'd you get them shoes?
Terry: The nice white lady at the church gave them to me.

***

Aisha: That teacher ain't so bad.
Tameka: Only cause she got Nice White Lady Syndrome.

Nice Young Lady

1. A wonderful young lady that has not yet been introduced to porn like appendages wrought of chemical enhancement.

2. A nice way to suggest that someone might be somewhat strict in cognitive assertions.

3. A politically correct manner in which someone might assert the extreme dysfunction of either of the above examples. (context)
1. The Queen of England noted that her eye fell upon a nice young lady while riding in the parade.

2. 'Der was 'dis cunt...

She was not a cunt, she was a nice young lady.

No she wasn't, she was a cunt. She had me take off my shoes and promise not to step on the floor while I walked to my room, that I paid for in her whore presence with real money that she never had seen before.

3. Great personality, what a great girl, if she were only my mother, nice place, great ass, wonderful hair, how can I get some of that?, I could be her father, Hate fuck her and leave, Hate fuck her and stay, Hate fuck her, I know a place.....
Nice Young Lady by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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