nice girls

these things that r called 'human' 'girls' which makes my stick rise

*me walking in school* * i see a nice looking girl* *my weeenee goes up*

by The garfoldio September 11, 2005

Nice girls shit ice cream.

A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

by Dinkum August 12, 2013

Nice girl slut

An otherwise completely normal and sweet girl who is a bit of a slut when it comes to her sexlife.

Person 1: Wow, do you know that girl Jennifer? I've heard she's dirty in the bedroom!
Person 2: Really?! But doesn't she get really good grades and volunteers at the animal shelter?
Person 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total nice girl slut.

"I want to marry a nice girl slut one day!"

by CosmicBanana April 26, 2014

Nice Girl

A girl who believes she's the best choice for a girlfriend. She doesn't understand why guys only go for "sluts" or "whores" when she can "cook and clean" and also she's "ugly so it's not like I can ever cheat on you!!!!!!" Nice Girls have self-esteem issues and throw passive-aggressive fits on social media when they get rejected. Nice Girls believe that you can tell whether or not a girl has morals by looking at the size of her butt. Nice Girls are self-centered, jealous girls usually in their teenage years, but some occasionally last up until 30s. Others never grow out of their Nice Girl phase.

Nice Girl: "Ugh, why doesn't Brad notice me?! I'm super cute, obsessively loyal, and all I ever do is read books and play video games! I'm not like other girls, I'm special!!!"
Nice Girl: "Stacy is such a slut. I can't believe Luke turned me down for her! Her butt is so big, she probably doesn't even know how to keep her legs closed. Guys are so stupid."

by A Little Truth Shouldn't Hurt January 16, 2018

Nice Girl

"Nice girls" want to be loved but all they do is scare people away with their manipulative nature

I am being nice to you!Why don't you love me?

Someone:You are such a fucking basic nice girl!

by TeenAg3rPROBLEMS666 September 22, 2017

Nice Girl

A complete bitch who thinks she's better than anyone because she is a "Nice" Girl when in reality she's a horrible human being who tries to get people to pity her into dating her

Nice girl: oh I really like you we should go out.
Guy: sorry i'm already dating someone
Nice girl: OMG like I didn't even like you LOL your just some fat ass loser with a small dick.
Guy: Wtf I'm dating someone

Nice girl: I'm not like the other girls i can cook and clean and I'm not a whore, Fuck you.

by Luna the thot slayer February 27, 2019

Nice Girl

The type of girl who really thinks that thinks the everyone's life is about her. Any thing can be made bad if she needs a troubled life and drama. Most common complaint is that she doesn't have "A Man", however more prefers to complain about it rather than go out with someone. Also the type of person who would look up her name here and only write positive traits about herself.

Nice Girl: WHY CANT I FIND A GUY LIKE THE ONE IN THIS PIC???
Guy in the pic: Hey ;)
Nice Girl: No
Guy in the pic: I'm literally the guy in the pic.

by Skeleturtle April 28, 2019