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Hugh Neutron 

"Once when I was seven years old I sat on a banana, and of course that changed my life." - Hugh Neutron

"Rockets are flying things." - Hugh Neutron
Hugh Neutron by jacobjohn55 June 17, 2018

Neutron Style 

Otherwise known as "The Neutron Style", this is any instance in which one's sheer Big Dick Energy is so much that a mere human mortal cannot handle it. The expression comes from Jimmy Neutron, the Norse sun god, who said this after destroying the super-continent Pangaea with a mere glance: "Looks like they couldn't handle the Neutron Style."
Guy 1: Did you see that? Guy 3 just walked up to that girl and she immediately fainted!
Guy 2: Looks like she couldn't handle the Neutron Style.

Jimmy Neutron 

When you're about to bust a nut on a girls forehead and you yell out, "brain blast!" As you bust.
Brandon Jimmy Neutroned Jenny the other day and I could hear him yelling brain blast from outside of his house!

Neutron star 

The remnants of a star that collapsed under its own gravity after going supernova. Neutron stars are very small stars (Usually 30km in diameter) with an extremely high density of 1.4 to 2.16 solar masses. These stars also emit extremely powerful magnetic fields that could rip planets apart.
PSR B1509-58 is classified as a pulsar, which is a type of neutron star that spins rapidly, so much that it can complete a rotation in milliseconds.
Neutron star by laserbreak August 3, 2018

Neutron Style 

Something you can't handle.
Next time get a board that can handle the Neutron Style.
Later nicc-
Neutron Style by Reeejae November 2, 2019
A gorgeous sexy girl can be called a neutron when she does not have to pay for herself. The joke originates from the double meaning of the noun "charge" - "electric charge" (positive or negative) and "charge for services" (money).

As neutron has no charge this word is used to define customers who do not pay for themselves, so they are charge-free, like neutrons.
A neutron (a silicon baby) walks into the bar. The bartender says, "for you no charge". - It means the girl gets all the drinks for free as she attracts new male customers into the bar or the bartender is going to seduce her later on.
neutron by Igor Khokhlov February 27, 2011