Newtons Apple
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
Newtons Apple by Sanchopanzatranza December 29, 2024
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Newtons Apple
A person takes a shit into another persons gaping asshole. Poop displays gravity principles as it falls.
Newtons Apple by Sanchopanzatranza December 30, 2024
Newton's apple
A Newton's apple is the practice of dumping on a chick's head while she is unaware you backed up to her from above. The unexpected impact of your turd against her skull will remind her of the principle of gravity, just as was Sir Isaac Newton when he sat beneath the apple tree.
This one ho dropped my cell phone, so I demonstrated the shitty effect of gravity by giving her a Newton's apple.
Newton's apple by K White July 20, 2008
Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom
"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"
"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom by allergictodirt October 3, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.