hellen keller special

meaningless order at dairy queen

"Can I get a hellen keller special?"

"Absolutely not go fuck yourself"

by allergictodirt July 11, 2024

Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom

The drag queen name of your physics professor

"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"

by allergictodirt October 04, 2024