Newting

The act of failing to take any responsibility for your own loses, failures or shortcomings, and blaming them on anyone other than yourself. Usually used in context of video games, but can also apply to real life.

Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.

Newt: "It's not my fault I lost, that guy was using an overpowered character!"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"

by FabledEnigma September 3, 2019

Newting

When a man leaves his wife after she falls ill.

Named after Georgian Congressman Newt Gingrich who visited his first wife in hospital (she was recovering from surgery) to discuss the terms of their divorce. Also, he was cheating on her.

Guy1: Dude, my wife is really sick.
Guy2: Oh, really? Wow... what are you going to do?
Guy1: I'm thinking about Newting her.
Guy2: Oh.

by Mr_A October 7, 2011

newting

The act of flirting with someone who owns a newt.

Ever since Tracy got that thing her and Jon have been newting like crazy

Nah, they flirt all the time.

by yankeefann5567 June 9, 2010

newtina

Newtina is the pairing of newt scamander and tina goldstein.

Friend 1: i ship newtina
Friend 2: nah i ship tina and credence
Friend 1: gtfo

by hinnylove April 3, 2017

Russian Nesting Doll

A person, most commonly female, who is or was a Russian national that has resided in numerous countries to attain numerous citizenship papers, work visas, passports, education, and has a framework of identities, which could even include people for assisting in manipulating the mindset of others over the long-term, to achieve a goal to eventually marry (and possibly divorce) for devious reasons, most likely financial.

Joe: "My Russian neighbor's American girlfriend introduced me to this beautiful woman from the UK. She's from London, England and just moved to New York. Her name is Ann Chapman has a Russian accent, well educated, and has been all over the world! I think I want to marry her."

Ivan: "Are you sure she's not a Russian Nesting Doll waiting for someone like you to come along to operate under a new name, get a new passport, citizenship, and to sell off all her old documents to the next girl in line back in Russia?"

by Username_00001 May 31, 2019

double nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat with two layers of toilet paper, because some douche bag left a fucking turd on the toilet seat at work, and there's no way I'm sitting on that fucking thing with only one layer of toilet paper.

Yo, can you toss me in some more toilet paper? I'm double nesting this bitch because big kev took another shit.

by Gunslinga March 21, 2008

nesting partner

A term typically used by polyamorous people to refer to the partner they reside with.

"My nesting partner and I just finished putting up the art in our new apartment!"

by anonymous November 3, 2020