newsertainment 

n. 1. Mindless information about an entertainer or show that is portrayed as news.

"In our top story: Cody was voted off the island this week in a stunning upset during tonight's episode of survivor..."

newsertainment by Stephen Metrulas September 24, 2004

'Netertainment 

Internet Entertainment. Websites that contain video clips, or sound clips for nerds to watch when the phones aren't ringing qualify as having 'netertainment' content.

Pronounced - 'net 'r' tain-ment

mrd00d : Hey "Watcha", If you weren't always gettin' your 'netertainment on, you might actually talk to some of the customers that we get paid to talk to.

Watcha : Oh whatevah, don't make me smash it to the pope.

mrd00d : Dude, you are a very strange kid.

'Netertainment by d00db0x November 22, 2006

Newstainment 

Newstainment is the product of 24 hour news stations which are a combination of news and entertainment. The news portions fill in the space between the entertainment which is what gets the viewers. Some stations like to also use exaggeration, innuendo and deceptive practices like splicing stock footage of crowds into a story to make it look more newsworthy. They all have a slant to one ideology or another but that is mainly to appeal to their newstainment audience who do not like hearing confusing viewpoints that disagree with or are different than their own. Negative news stories about the ideological opposition is a staple of Newstainment.

"Did you see the newstainment piece on the tea party rally? The crowd there was huge, now that is entertainment errr news."

"Did you see how rude Kanye West was when he grabbed the microphone from Taylor Swift and said that Beyonce should of won the MTV VMA right in the middle of Taylor Swifts' acceptance speech?"

"No, where did you see that?"

"It was on the 24 hr newstainment channels for 20 hours a day last week. How could you have missed it! Oh yeah I think they also mentioned something about that psycho Osama releasing another tape, not too sure though."

Newstainment by JohnnyCrackCorn February 4, 2010

News-ertainment 

News that is not in service of reporting facts, but rather keeping viewers for longer periods of time.

FOX TV: "Tonight at 7pm, we answer the question- City Parks, are they a needless drain on resources? More later"
Joe Schmo: "Man, everyone knows that people use these parks. I'm so tired of News-ertainment"

News-ertainment by Edgy Teen April 6, 2021