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New Horizons 

When playing Ark survival too much gives you a boner and it becomes a fetish you need.
You have to play ark while fucking your partner to stay hard looking away results in limp dick
Let's play new horizons babe

I wanna rex offend u
New Horizons by Newho May 29, 2021

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

The way switch owners take their mind off this damn virus
I finally have the cure to depression, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

A pretty Nintendo Switch game that you can get lost in catching bugs and fish, talking to animals, visiting other players, and populate a deserted island.
The fifth major entry in the Animal Crossing series.
"Wanna hop on Animal Crossing: New Horizons?"
"Nah, can't, I don't have it"
"What? How did you not have it pre-ordered? Lame."

Animal Crossing: New Horizons 

Animal Crossing: New Horizons is a 2020 game by Nintendo. This game is the first major Animal Crossing game released for the Nintendo Switch.

The gameplay is similar to the previous Animal Crossing games, which is a life simulator set in real time, where you can catch bugs, customize your home, and more.
Animal Crossing: New Horizons has saved my life from the burning quarantine.

Animal Crossing : New Horizons 

A wholesome game of where you can place down furniture, paths, custom patterns, shops, ETC anywhere on your island. Plant flowers. Evolve your island with terraforming, play with friends, and talk to cute animal villagers while a animal named Tom nook evolves your home by putting bells in the nook stop. There is also stores. (Furniture store, clothing store, art store, ETC?)
*Animal crossing : new horizons starts up*

Tom nook : hey bitch welcome to the island bells now.

You : I’m poor

Tom nook : ok then collect nook miles on ur phone

You : ok

*fucking couple months later*

Tom nook : thank you for building island we are at five star now.

You : ok

Tom nook : ok idk what else you do so do whatever now

You : ok

Animal crossing New horizons

A game that will suck up your entire life after you waited for 3 years. Pay debts at a racoon and the fandom stans a dog...help me please
Me:I have played 130 hours of Animal crossing New horizons so far in 2 months...there adre people with over 300..its out for 2 months send this fandom help
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