New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

New Year New Me by Trashist January 12, 2017

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New Year New Me

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.

Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.

New Year New Me by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2014

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New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

New year new me by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

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Mexican New Year

When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.

It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.

Mexican New Year by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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