New Year New Me

I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.

Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

New Year New Me

Something that hoes says every single New Year, only for them to continue being the same bitches they were the year before.

Hoochie: New Year New Me :)!
Me: Bitch, you're still going to be the same cocksucking hoe you were, shut the fuck up.

by cptwannabe93 December 31, 2014

New year new me

A bullshit phrase used by morons that don't have a life.

Person 1: "woo 2-25 new year new me yall"
Person 2: "what kinda crack u smokin

by UDaddict121 December 28, 2024

Mexican New Year

When Mexicans shoot guns in the air to celebrate the arrival of the new year.

It was a Mexican new year in the barrio last night.

by Onecheaprobot January 7, 2011