13 definitions by Trashist

Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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Bari Sax

Short for baritone saxophone. Great low brass/woodwind instrument. Also good for smoking barijuana.

Yo I have a bari sax, want to smoke some barijuana through it later?

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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Shoulders Make Babies

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.

Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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Nub

(Noun) A small bump. Somethings that are usually referred to as nubs include, but are not limited to: A not fully erect penis; A small penis; a small bump on any person or thing.

Oh wow! Is that a nub in your pants!

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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Douche

Someone that thinks they are better than you. Usually seen trying to get their name, followed by all their "great" qualities, in the Urban dictionary.

Person: Wow he thinks he's so great, he is such a douche

by Trashist January 12, 2017

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