Whenever something didn’t go your way it’s going going to be almost impossible to fully recover from.
Aw man, I heard that those two just broke up.. that’s a BIG OOF!
What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.
I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.
Best rap/poet I’ve heard in a long while.
Have you heard Hobo Johnson’s rap, Peach Scone
I phrase said by people who don't realize that change happens when you make or someone else makes it happen, not when time passes.
Person: Oh wow! 2017, new year new me!
Buy a
New Year New Me
mug!
What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.
Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!
Buy a
Shoulders Make Babies
mug!
The best, humorous thing you could do to your face.
I was taking a picture someone and he made most hilarious looking double chin.
Someone who takes all the wrong approaches when flirting with someone. Usually found doing something stupid like trying put their ship name in the Urban Dictionary.
I keep messing up and no girl is falling for me, I'm such an anti-flirt
