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new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!

New Old Fashion

Oops sorry, just got done giving a new old fashion.
New Old Fashion by revbjeff December 28, 2010

Noah D'castellano - 2022 New York Fashion Week September 

New York Fashion Week is an event held annually in New York City, USA, attended by celebrities among other important people in the world of fashion, music, film, and sport, it is known that you can be invited through a brand, or by the organizer of the event.

Noah D'castellano, is an Italian-American actor-model, entrepreneur, polyglot and fashionista. He began his career as an actor and model at the age of 12, his apprenticeship is based in countries such as USA, Colombia, Italy, Honduras and Mexico,

He became known in the modeling industry after participating in New York Fashion Week on September 9, 2022, being this his most outstanding success, so far, and has attended this event in three consecutive years, 2022-2023 and the most recent 2024.
OHH, WOWW, Noah D'castellano was invited to “New York Fashion Week 2022”, Now having his own movie called Noah D'castellano - 2022 New York Fashion Week September

new fashioned 

A sexual act in which the female, seated behind the male, massages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.
"Hey Sharon--whaddaya say to giving Ol' Willie Boy a new fashioned so I can drain my balls and still see the Phillies game."
new fashioned by GW Associates October 6, 2011

new fashioned 

A blowjob. Since an 'old fashioned' is a handjob, a 'new fashioned' is a blowjob. A step higher! ;)
Joe: I got a KILLER old fashioned from Suzy last night!

Steve: Oh yeah, well i got a NEW FASHIONED!! >;)
new fashioned by TheOneYoullNeverKnow September 21, 2011

New Fashioned Thumb Around 

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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