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Never-mom 

Woman (usually) who has never been a mom; birthed a baby; dealt with a teenager; (sometimes have never been married) who self-righteously deal out unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice.
Here goes the never-mom again telling me what kind of relationship I should have with my teenager.🙄
Never-mom by Sky Spang April 18, 2023
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ur mom ur dad the one u never had 

the only thing worse than every thing else
maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

Never a dull moment 

Use this phrase whenever something is exciting or non dull
At Seb Keefe's house there is never a dull moment. NADM is the acronym
Never a dull moment by Aniaml December 22, 2017

never a dull moment 

Use this set phrase to talk about something that's stressful and doesn't allow you to relax, like your job, raising children, etc.

You say this with a bit of humor in your voice, because "never a dull moment" seems to mean that something is exciting and fun. But what you really mean is that it's too exciting, so you never get to rest.
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